Paul Eisen: High Holy Days
Could they wait till Purim?
Israel is not going to invade Syria.
They have the shabbes goy Americans to do the dirty work for them.
I've heard a million Arabs are not worth a Jewish fingernail.
How many Americans go on the scale to equal a Jewish fingernail?
We Americans are the perfect mercenaries.
If we were the usual type of mercenaries, Israel would have to pay us.
We pay Israel, do the dying and pick up the tab (and the Karma) for the wars.
I would love to hear Israeli leaders in private social moments
busting a gut laughing at us.
There is one good thing about these wonderful things we do for Israel:
No one can call us "anti-semitic."
They can call us "big dumb schmucks."
-Zan Overall, The Wise Old Man. www.youtube.com/1wom